Playette of the Week

name: tammy choi
age: 16
nicknames: tam, t-dog, tums, tam tam
best known for: being friends with everyone, rocking at ice hockey, having a beautiful singing voice, her signature bodyslam, being a heartbreaker
quotes: "You’re weeeeeeird", "dood", "don't make me dropkick you into next week punk!"
what the fans had to say:

• "she’s SO uplifting" - jessica song
• "she's the most wonderful girl in the whole world" - tim han
• "she can be kind of intimidating, but i could probably take her in a fight. o wait, is this going on the website?!" - minkyong yun
• "looks can be deceiving. i think she's really a ninja assassin. it's always the nice ones that turn out to be ninja assassins...that's what i always say" - eunice choi

Palest Black Man of the Week

name: byung park
age: 17
nicknames: byung-style, b, bo, big balla, mr. shin
best known for: being a guy that has rhythm, being the only asian on the rb basketball team, blinding people with his paleness, rappin on street corners, havin mad soul...like black people...yea. f'sho
quotes: "oo ok ok ok", "ooOo0o got em coach", "that b like.. sauce", "wigga pleez", "whoa.. whoa.. HI", "throw it down big fella", "there's no need for that"
what the fans had to say:

• "byung is a feel good kinda guy....yea..unfortunately" - jin kim
• "byung's so nice… when he's not making fun of you, or squirting water at you, or chasing you, or trying to scare you, or pointing and laughing at you, or throwing food at you." - yesel lee

• "byung? yea, he's cutie pie." - james rhee

note: i'm not funny. please help me make these funny. and shoot whoever wrote this ain't funny either. hahaha...j/p. thanks funny person