sexy guy of the week

name: joshua kim
age: 20
nicknames: j-dog, joshy poo, the sex
best known for: not looking like all the other identical asian guys
quotes: "son of a...", "hey baby, do you like nine inch nails?", "eat mayo and poison", "all you need is loooove", "hello ____, i am satan"
what the fans had to say:

"i squeel in delight when he grabs me" - jin kim
"he gives off this weird manly aura. it's gotta be the beard" - roy won
"josh is like a dirtier version of the unabomber....i mean... he's a sexy version of brad pitt" - david ok

thuggish girl of the week

name: sophia sok
nicknames: spaz, super sok, scooby, one of the three magus sisters
age: 15
best known for: being afraid of everything
quotes: "i'm tough! bring it foo!", "it's blue....it's blue...it's blue... it's blue...", "a huh a huh a huh a huh a huh"
what the fans had to say:

"sophia is really scary....when she's not cowering in terror...err..." - james rhee
"sophia is crazy thuggish. she's in my gang, Hannah's Scary Krew" - hannah the lee
"she's so cute! i mean, she's hip yo...dawg...yo.." - yuri chiba
"sophia? yea, she's kinda a spaz" - jin kim

note: i'm not funny. please help me make these funny