josh's survey
- What is your full name? Joshua Hoon Kim
- Marilyn Manson or Destiny's Child? shakira
- When is the last time u showered? don't remember
- What song are u listening to? aegtis bryjun by sigur ros
- What is next to u right now? this ugly wooden frog that looks
like my room mate chris
- What is your computer desk made out of? molten lava
- What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? 1-900-"SEXY"
- What was the last thing u ate? can't remember the last time
i ate
- If you were a crayon, what color would u be? stomach acid color
- Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? hell, norway (it
is a real place)
- Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? a bum named
bob
- Do u have a lava lamp? no, but i need to get one
- How many buddies do u have on ur list? hahaha buddies, what
a gay way to say friends
- How's the weather right now?? cold, freezing cold, it's great
- What did u do last night? watched dennis play lord of the rings
two towers on PS2
- Last person that u talked to on the phone? this girl Heather
from 1-900-loney-bastards
- Whats the nicest thing that u can find about the the opposite
sex? .........
- Who do u most admire? my mother
- Fave actor/actress?? brad pitt, edward nortan, juaquin pheonix
- Do u like the person that sent this to u? only when she eats
(kristel)
- How are you today? feeling a little sexy
- fave M&M? peanut, anything else is blasphemy
- What makes you happy? red fire trucks and mentally handy capped
people, the only people i see innocence in anymore.
- Fave CD? bjork "selma songs" i still weep everytime
i hear it
- Dream Date? a long romantic stroll in the park, romantic candle
lit dinner, and where my date drops me off and i say "i had
a lovely time sung, call me again soon"
- Nicknames? ugly, paranoid android, bastard, whore, stupid fag
- Age, Hair, and Eye color? 21, black, brown
- Fave color? black and olive green
- Do u wear contacts? only when i feel sexy
- What do u like to do? listen to good music and watch good movies,
hang out with my ugly bastard-child friends, and reading &
writing
- What's the best advice ever given to you? "keep your head
above water, keep sharp, dont sink to your emotions, but yes,
keep that heart of yours guarded diligently, guarded but not hardened."
~my guardian angel annie
- Dream Car? anything to get me to point A to point B without
breaking down.
- Have you ever won any special awards? the sexy guy of the week
on the calvary webpage, screw the oscars
- What do u want to be when u grow up? i want to be just like
sung.......male prostitute
- What are your future goals? not to be such a retard all my life.
- Favorite Music? music with integrity and soul, which eliminates
99% of the music out there
- Favorite food? right about now, anything to keep me from starving
- Who is the funniest person that u know? chris yun is pretty
up there, he's so ugly, you have to see this guy!!!
- Favorite Movies? seven, dancer in the dark, magnolia, fight
club, interview with a vampire, jacob's ladder, the ring, the
crow 2, good will hunting
- Favorite Soap Opera? "watch us second rate actors overact
about ridiculous maledramtic situations" i dont need to watch
soaps i know quite a few girls
- Favorite Month? october, november, december, and feburary
- Favorite Girls perfume? they all smell like horse p*** and
after birth to me
- Favorite Guy Perfume? tommy
- Do u like to dance? only when i feel sexy
- Fast or Slow? depends on how sexy i feel at the time
- What are you shy about? eating yams
- If you could Change your name what would it be? vincent valentine,
that name just screams sexy
- Worst Sickness u have ever had? russian flu
- Do u sleep with a stuffed Animal? yes, my pink pony smuffers
- What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? trust a girl
- What will your first daughters name be? first - melody ann
kim, second - lydia ruth kim, third - selma bjork kim
- What will your first Son's name be? i will not have sons
- Favorite Soda? sexy pepsi
- Do u like scary or happy movies better? scary all the way,
you can't get a girl to grab onto you in a sad movie.
- On the phone or in person? over the phone if they're really
ugly
- Night or Day? at night is when i unleash the sexy beast within.
- Lust or Love? no one knows what real love is.
- Kisses or Hugs? depends how sexy sung looks that day
- Who do you like right now? sung
- What do you think of this survey? sexy like sung
- Do u want your friends to write back? i have no friends
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"Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever
is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever
is admirable - if anything is excellent or priseworthy
- think about such things."
- Philippians 4:8
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